May 30
When someone touches my phone
At first I’m like
Then I remember something inappropriate is in my phone:
And I’m like:
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May 29
In class today, this guy got out his iPod and was listening to music when this girl goes:
“omg you have One Direction on your ipod?!?”
He looked her dead in the eyes and said “Bitch, I got the whole album.”
My respect for this child has raised 649684654%
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